He&39;s not a douchebag; but that doesn&39;t stop his friends fro him into one MY FRIENDS WANT ME TO GET LAID Soall over campus, in bold printed letters: Are you the lucky lady who&39;s going to break our rooe-sized penis looking for willing sexual partner You: must have a pulse He will reciprakate with oral Text him at: 555-254-5551 The morons can&39;t even spell And the texts I&39;ve been receiving are et dreas, no matter how hard they try to turn me into one THIS ISN&39;T THE KIND OF ATTENTION I WANT One text stands out fro myself to block She seems different Hotter, even in black and white However, after seeing her in person, I know she&39;s not the girl for et it Douchebags or not, there&39;s one thing they&39;ll never understand: GIRLS DON&39;T WANT ME Especially her