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“So, I’ve either got to find a new job or I’ve gotta find so my Coke with li out was hella expensive, I was soda-only and cheap beers at home on my couch

As a result of a wacky grandmother, I had thousands of dollars in the bank with my name on them One catch? I had to be married to collect I’d lostto support myself

“I’d rabbed a hot wing “I mean, I don’t have et an annulment, but I’d take a bullet for you, babe” I snorted into my soda

“I don’t think we could even be fake e of the earth, but I swear, if we tried to even pretend to be a couple, we’d kill each other Plus, there was the fact that he was gay and I wasn’t into men

“Yeah, probably a wise choice I’ers

“Must you do that?” I asked, handing him a napkin

“You loveoff his sauce-covered face and hands

“I do indeed,” I said, sighing “But seriously, what a to do?”

“I can see if we have any openings Not sure if you’re up for it, though”

“I’ll think about it,” I said to Ansel He worked at a hospital, and I wasn’t sure if I could handle that I didn’t know if I could deal with crying sick people and fighting with insurance companies

“Seriously, do Not every position is patient-focused You could be happy as hell on a computer with your headphones on” That would be ideal I wasn’t super great at peopleing Only a few of my jobs had been in customer service and I had quickly realized it was not in my wheelhouse, which cut out a lot of potential jobs

“Or I could help you find someone to marry I’ive it a shot” He eet, but I didn’t need ashot Most of the time I didn’t even think about it

“What possessed your grandmother to make that rule?” he asked me